Who do you miss? Joke of the day

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A mechanical engineer went to a police station to file a report for his missing wife:

Engineer : My wife is missing. She went shopping and not returned home.

Inspector: What is her height?

Engineer: I didn’t notice

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Engineer: Not slim, probably healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Engineer: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Engineer: Depends on season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Engineer: Dress/ pants/ I don’t remember!

Inspector: Did she drive off in a car?

Engineer: Yes!

Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.

Engineer: 2016 Toyota Prius Hybrid. The electric motor with 90 horsepower, a lithium-ion battery. Full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all  light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
And then the engineer started crying…

Inspector: Lets search for the car.

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